Me, I stood in that very very (very) long line rubbernecking to beat the band (two bookcases to the gentleman with the goatee and the PAWS dog! A chin-high stack of graphic novels to the giggling middle-schoolers! A bargain basement copy of The Feminine Mystique for sixty-nine cents to the woman possibly yearning for the good ol' days before acrylic nails and werewolves for boyfriends!) and waiting for spend my five dollars on:

Backing into Forward by Jules Feiffer
I got through the very very (very) long line just as a little girl turned around and realized her parents were nowhere to be seen. She burst into tears---hot, hard, painful tears. The security guard walked over; so did a couple of store employees. My ex-boyfriend G* and I hovered for a minute or two, watching. You know. Just to make sure that everything was all right.
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Samuel Johnson, by the
I got through the very very (very) long line just as a little girl turned around and realized her parents were nowhere to be seen. She burst into tears---hot, hard, painful tears. The security guard walked over; so did a couple of store employees. My ex-boyfriend G* and I hovered for a minute or two, watching. You know. Just to make sure that everything was all right.
I had to hug G tight. The poor man's eyes were filled with tears.
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*He of the plastic bucket fame!
